Jon Stewart is taking President Donald Trump‘s notorious Jesus/”physician” meme very personally, seeing as he apparently is the person being healed in it.
During his Monday-night overview of the newest headlines, the Daily Show entrance man expectedly introduced up the AI-generated picture that Trump shared over the weekend, which solid the president as at least Jesus Christ himself.
Or, as a “doctor,” when you abide by Trump’s Monday-morning spin.
Whatever the case, the very fact is that the bearded man being healed in the picture doesn’t not appear to be Jon Stewart.
“Wait… the guy in the bed… ,” Stewart mentioned because the digicam zoomed in on the underside half of the meme. He leaned in nearer, then grew involved. “Am I okay?” he requested the viewers.
For added emphasis, Stewart remarked on his dire state with an emphatic, “What the f*ck?!”
“I mean, I know I don’t have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days. But I didn’t know we were here already,” he lamented. “I didn’t realize my look had reached leper territory.”
Stewart then turned his consideration to the opposite components of the picture, above and surrounding Trump.
“From the picture, it looks like it was touch-and-go with me for a while. But thank God, in my time of need, I was surrounded by family,” he quipped. Of the girl on the underside left, “There’s my darling wife Amy Lynne, hands clasped in prayer.” On the suitable, “My brother, Sergeant Chisel Jaw.” And “in the back [left], there is Pappy Joe! He and I stormed the Capitol together.”
“Up at the top, there’s the eagle that delivers my mail…,” he continued. “Then on the backside, there may be only a man’s hand—not mine—who appears to be benefiting from my infirmity, to the touch my penis.
“I’m just glad that Jesus Trump brought his healing orb!” he effused.
Stewart went on to share his most”favourite” factor concerning the ridiculous picture—that “there’s solely a lot that AI can do.
“AI is like, ‘I can give you the fireworks, and the healing powers. And I can make you Jesus. But you weigh what you weigh. Sorry. It just is what it is!’”
“[Trump] is like, ‘Make me 185 [lbs.], and AI is like, ‘Can’t do it. Sorry, chubs!””
Stewart additionally had quite a bit to say about Trump’s aforementioned assertion that he believed the picture was presenting him as a health care provider, not as Jesus—watch the total section above.
What did Stewart’s late-night friends need to say concerning the acquainted man being healed in the Trump-Jesus meme? Press play under to get Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel’s Monday-night takes:
Like Jon Stewart, each Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel have opinions on the person being healed in the Trump-Jesus meme. https://t.co/GPcvnpXMId pic.twitter.com/sVWagnpPYT
— LateNighter (@latenightercom) April 14, 2026
