April 2, 2026, 5:30 p.m. PT
Happy Easter! — properly, virtually. There’s only some extra days to hop by means of earlier than the celebration begins.
For those that have a good time, Easter falls on Sunday, April 5 this year. So like Valentine’s Day and St. Paddy’s Day, here is a number of extra one-liners to strive whereas the Easter bunny hides the eggs.
Even when you’re not internet hosting your individual egg hunt or Easter meal and as a substitute finding one out-and-about in Reno, a few of these puns could be good ice breakers for assembly new individuals … or ought to we are saying, egg-breakers.
Here are 10 dangerous — I imply “dad” — jokes to strive earlier than the Easter egg hunt begins:
(Warning: The RGJ just isn’t accountable if there is no such thing as a ‘cracking’ up from these jokes)
What day does an Easter egg hate essentially the most?
Fry-day.
Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
He was having a nasty hare day.
What type of jewellery do rabbits put on?
14-carrot gold.
What type of tales do Easter eggs inform?
Egg-citing ones.
What type of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate one.
What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite music?
Hip-hop.
Why did the Easter egg cross the highway?
To show it wasn’t rooster.
What do you name a bunch of rabbits strolling backwards?
A receding hare-line.
What do you name a rabbit who’s good at telling jokes?
A humorous bunny.
Why shouldn’t you inform an Easter egg a joke?
It may crack up.
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