Let’s get the ultimate Monday of July 2026 rolling with a contemporary version of Monday Screencaps the place we prepare dinner up some content material earlier than soccer season will get cranked up. Guys, I’m disappearing for a few days after this column to get some household trip time in earlier than the youngsters dive into faculty sports activities and the varsity 12 months begins in two weeks.
It’s that point of the 12 months. It’s now or by no means for these remaining household getaways, which implies SeanJo will likely be with you the remainder of the week.
- Guys, we solely have ourselves accountable if we give in and purchase this crap in July. RESIST! I’m begging you to RESPECT SUMMER for your youngsters’ future, for humanity and the whole lot we maintain expensive.
- To do my half, I spent roughly eight hours on the patio Saturday enjoying sheriff to extra 13 12 months outdated boys who came visiting to swim. I can report that this group of boys dealt with themselves very nicely. A Saturday with out pool drama is a main victory.
- On Sunday, I stored RESPECTING SUMMER by hitting the links with Millennial Chris B. in Bowling Green, Canoe Kirk and new NW Ohio resident One Leg Bell, who moved up right here from Florida. I went 40-47. Full integrity. No fluffing the golf ball. No membership size to get a higher shot out of a bunker. After getting my ass handed to me Up North on brutal golf programs, coming house and enjoying on a comparatively flat course looks like a cheat code. By the way in which, the 7w I purchased is one other cheat code. How did I not find out about a 7w till this summer time. I really like that membership. I’m flying it about 200 with the 23-degree loft. It’s the most effective cash I’ve spent on golf in years. To me, spending $125 on that membership is healthier than dropping $400 on a driver. Another commentary from the golf course: $2.50 Busch Lights and $10 pitchers of Kona. Not dangerous!
- We want to handle this travel ball video that crossed my timeline final evening as I used to be prepping this publish. There’s nothing too particular about it apart from the 16U child f-bombing the ump, the coach coming in to get a piece of the motion and the ump saying that will likely be sufficient and he is going house. Game over.
IDAHO TEEN UMPIRE DELIVERS ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK TO COACH COMPLAINING ABOUT WALK-UP MUSIC
TONY ROMO’S BRUTAL GOLF SCORE BEFORE GETTING ARRESTED PAINTS A NIGHTMARISH PICTURE
- What are we doing, people? I’m wanting on the parents who proceed this stupidity. I simply watched the MLB Draft the place my highschool teammate’s son, who was all-Everything in Ohio after which simply performed a main position on West Virginia’s College World Series group, wasn’t drafted. The child has a cannon proper arm. Can catch. Plays a excellent left area. Can steal a bag right here and there. Hits for energy. Not drafted. He performed essentially the most elite journey baseball you possibly can play. He even spent final summer time enjoying within the Major League Draft summer time league. Nope, did not get drafted. Then, once I see movies of the 16U child appearing like a moron, I’m reminded of how huge of a cesspool travel ball continues to be for no motive. Just 12 youngsters out of Ohio have been chosen within the Draft. I’ll say it once more, it is time to Make Rec Ball Great Again.
- Has anybody figured out why Korean pop music has been pushed so exhausting on Americans? Is there actually a market for Ok-pop artists within the U.S.? Ask your youngsters in the event that they take heed to that music. When I ask Screencaps the III about it, he winces. It drives him loopy and he is 9. Are little ladies actually clamoring for the latest launch from Jang Won-young? What am I lacking?
- To be honest, Jang has a helluva windup, which has me pondering, do they educate pitching mechanics in elementary faculties in South Korea and Japan? How within the hell do these folks come over right here placing our journey ball youngsters to disgrace?
Jang Won-young throws out the ceremonial first pitch earlier than the sport between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Mets at Citi Field on Sunday, July 26, 2026, in New York, N.Y. (MLB Photos by way of Getty Images)
Imagine going out in public wanting like this. And we’re imagined to take heed to what this lady has to say about America from her lounge in Ireland?
– Jeff E. emails: If you took all of the soccer I’d watched in my life and in contrast it to FIFA in US it’s not even shut. Maybe watched 4 or 5 video games – even watched some that weren’t USMT. Here’s the highest and backside three record for soccer:
Top
-Fan dedication to their group
-Athletic prowess with ft
-Visitor response to US
Bottom
-Red Card (usually over prescriptive – somebody ought to inform them how hockey does it)
-Time protecting (added time, lack of precision, lack of communication to these watching)
-Flopping, the worst factor about soccer (many had taken LeBron James grasp class)
– Marty in Idaho all the time sends in cool content material: Some readers are having squirrel issues of their again yard. I get that squirrels could be annoying however let’s add some perspective. In late June a buck deer died within the tall grass in my again yard from an antler damage we expect. Not a lot I may achieve this I simply put a sport digicam on it to see what occurred. Mountain lions (mama and three cubs) discovered it throughout the hour and spent a lot of the subsequent two nights feeding on it. If you watch the video, our home is about 75 yards to the left. I let the neighbors know so no person would go out for a moonlight stroll.
– Loyal reader Ricky A. is spending his summer time in Japan:
– Robert R. on the right way to get to Wisconsin whereas avoiding Chicago: I lived in FL 35 years and moved to TN in 2019. I’m from WI initially, my oldest lives close to Green Bay and since 1997 I’ve been making the journey to go to at the least as soon as a 12 months . I solved the Chicago drawback about 10 years in the past. I now go away I 57 and head west to Bloomington about 40 miles earlier than Chicago, use I 72.
At Bloomington head north to Rockford after which at Janesville you possibly can take 43 to Milwaukee or go to Madison and use 51 north to Fond du Lac. Adds about an hour or a little extra however: much less site visitors, only one toll (at Rockford) for about $2 . I hate going by way of Chicago, my daughter in-law used to name and ask the place I used to be and my response was all the time “the 7th ring of Hell”.
– John in Milford, MI advises me to take up smoking: It will take dedication in your half, however I’ve a resolution to your drawback with your neighbor’s cigarette smoke that I assure will work. I smoked way back once I was younger, and I can inform you that the urge to run out and choose up a carton of Winstons by no means goes away. I nonetheless discover the odor of cigarette smoke enchanting. All that you must do is begin smoking your self, huff a pack a day for a few years, then give up chilly turkey. I promise that you’ll stay up for being downwind out of your neighbor and catching a whiff of tobacco smoke after that. Problem solved.
– Jim in East Peoria, IL has a easy resolution: LEAF BLOWER!!! Hell sure!!! Dumbass me ought to have considered that. And a actual f–king loud and massive and annoying one could be so as methinks.
Also, these Miami ladies are positively going to provide the Dallas group a run for their cash!!!
Kinsey: I did have my leaf blower subsequent to me on the patio Saturday afternoon. I’ll have to do that subsequent time the neighbor lights up the cigs.
This went down over the weekend in Madison, WI. Very easy resolution. Pepper spray water cannons. Clear the entire space. If they wish to come again. Blast them once more. Clear the way in which for red-blooded Americans who wish to suck down a beer or whiskey on a Saturday evening whereas perhaps chasing some skirts.
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That is it this morning. SeanJo can have you till Saturday morning once I will likely be again. Send him emails. Send him your deep ideas. And preserve Respecting Summer whereas I’m out.
Have a nice week.
